Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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