So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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