whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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