I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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