To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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