Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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