Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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