Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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