I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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