last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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