Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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