There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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