And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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