I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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