Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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