Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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