Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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