Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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