Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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