Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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