How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
farters have to be the big spoon...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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