Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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