I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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