it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
My feet surprised me
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