So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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