these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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