I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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