Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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