ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
my sisters under your porch take her home
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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