Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
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