Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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