If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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