Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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