Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
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His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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