great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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