I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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