My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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