Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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