I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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