So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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