Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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