I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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