Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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