i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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