I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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