You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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