nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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