Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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