sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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