you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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