absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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