Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My first STD was from a foam party
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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