he wants to bone in the snuggie
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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