You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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