problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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