Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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